you know you’re a 1600s kid when Sabrina the Teenage Witch was a girl being burned at the stake in town square
Sirius: I just met you
Sirius : And this is crazy
Sirius: I'm your Godfather convicted with the murder of 13 muggles and betrayed your parents
Sirius Black: Move in with me Maybe?
Harry: COURSE I WILL
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
(Source: odair)
That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY
- I think everybody should have their very own little button for when they are sad
- And when they press it
- A balloon should come down from the sky
- With a basket of kittens and fluffy fanfiction of their OTP
- And then they won’t be sad anymore
odd numbers: i can't even
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
I’m sorry Canadian followers. I had to. Hahahahaha.
(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)
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